I decided that this week was crazy. Here is story to prove it. After Large Group, my dad called and since I was talking to a friend, I ignored the call. About 18.3 seconds later my brother-in-law called and again, I was talking to a friend so I again dismissed the call, however I became growingly suspicious that I needed to gas up,

pack a bag, and head to Greenville any second. Without listening to the panic-laced message, I called my dad to see how things were assuming the worst, or actually best. What I failed to mention was that my sister is about

8 1/2 months pregnant and I'm almost out of clean clothes. (that for my non-English studying friends, is known as a supposed non-sequeter: a phrase that on first glance does not follow from the previous statement [see the root word sequence, non-sequence, nonsequeter; neat isn't it, try to use it this week in conversation] **side note, I have a minor in Literature not grammar please don't even try to correct my horrible sentence structure, I only read books. back to my main sidenote following the parentheses {i can't spell well either} anywho) So my sister is wicked pregnant, which by the way is a really good book, that is going to be someone mentioned in this story's birthday present

(the book title is Wicked, its about the wicked witch of the west and how she became so wicked), which was what really had me anxious. I assumed that my phone calls were with respect to her being pregnant and the process by which she would soon no longer be such. However, they were in fact concerned for my safety. See, I took my first hot shower the day before and they thought I had died.
Explain. OK, I will. I have an old house, which you know. I have old appliances, duh. I have an old water heater which is gas powered. I got it turned on and they thought I died because of

Carbon Monoxide poisoning, despite me installing a detector.
So we were both freaked out. But nothing really happened.
Therefore, this was a crazy week.
Finally, something I just discovered about women from the internet.